burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Man listen….

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i just saw a weed meme that said “i hit more trees than a blind tarzan” and it made me so mad like. George of the Jungle canonically hits trees. Regularly. like that’s his thing. like really you had to alter tarzan for your joke. out of all of two options for iconic vine-swinging jungle men you picked the only one that doesn’t hit a tree in his literal theme song. 0/10 bad joke would not recommend

Natalie Dormer does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

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brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies

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Tom Felton does the ALS ice bucket challenge and nominates Rupert Grint! - x 

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  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
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idc if we’re mutuals if i see blue ivy slander you’re getting cut from the winning team real quick. there is nothing nastier than grown, mentally aware people insulting a child for a cheap laugh. you’re not funny. you’ve never been funny. and i hope you can get over whoever hurt you so bad

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the holy trinity (blame manna ymirsbian)

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Retail jobs summed up

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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