ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
seriously tumblr like 75% of your user base has social anxiety and you’re going to literally force us to make a damn phone call just to use tumblr
like sign the letter cool i can do that that’s honestly like a significant thing i can do
do not fucking force me to have a phone conversation with a politician like damn
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
fuckers wanna talk about how marginalized people get offended too easily and then boycott a restaurant because they had the audacity to ask their customers not to bring fucking firearms in
worried somebody’s gonna steal your happy meal or
You know the plot of tangled wouldn’t have even happened if mother Gothel hadn’t told the kid her actual freaking birthday
current mood: squidward dejectedly lying on the floor after the flag twirlers explode
I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME
This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.
you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro
healy is such a complicated character for me, like he’s a total pig but he really cares???????? and he really wants to help the women in his care and he wants to make a difference, and it’s really endearing even if he’s a homophobic piece of shit
Healy is actually really easy to understand if you view him in a certain way. He’s not a person who genuinely cares about the women in his care—if he were, he wouldn’t have a mail-order bride from Russia, and he wouldn’t decide who gets his help based on who he finds most attractive (Piper.)
Healy is instead a man who finds power in being needed. He likes being asked for help, because that makes him feel useful and NECESSARY, but he can’t /stand/ the thought of being replaceable by ANYONE (see: his reaction to Pennsatucky finding a friend who wasn’t him, or his wife inviting a friend over.)
He also likes the feeling of being able to hold his power over the people he’s helping, which is more important to him than, say, actually helping people. That’s why he was so quick to brush off Pennsatucky’s attacking Piper and Piper nearly killing her in response, because otherwise he would lose his job and have to find somewhere else where his clients DIDN’T solely rely on him for help.
It’s a very particular sort of emotional abuse, and easy to miss because it looks benevolent on the surface, but trust me—when you understand that Healy views his position as power—and a power that he can easily abuse, everything about him makes a million times more sense. He is utterly disgusting and there is nothing to like about him.
HERE WE GO
Of course now in looking back on the series, all the moments you thought were “endearing” are going to make you puke instead sorry I ruined him for you.
oh no, like i said before he was at best ‘complicated’ and some of his actions were endearing
he was already a goddamn mess but now i can see that even the handful of good things about him are just his own manipulative bullshit haha