HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DYING
OMG
D Y I N G
And also sobbing because this is a real actual thing that someone posted on my FB newsfeed saying they’re about to buy one and oh god why




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DYING
OMG
D Y I N G
And also sobbing because this is a real actual thing that someone posted on my FB newsfeed saying they’re about to buy one and oh god why
What the media is concerned about with Michelle Bachmann possibly being president is…
Wait for it…
Her MIGRAINES?
Guise.
Republicans are Death Eaters.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m comparing them to the goddamn Ministry of Magic. Order of the Phoenix-era.
“What? Millions of Americans broke? Homeless? Unemployed? There are living people besides ourselves and unborn fetuses that deserve equal rights? WOMEN? MINORITIES? UNIONS? GAYS? POOR PEOPLE? You’re mad! You’re just trying to take over with your agenda, so we’re going to take ALL of your resources so that can’t happen!”
Where’s this “land of the free” place I keep hearing about? Cause I’d sure love to live there…
Considering Planned Parenthood doesn’t even use their federal funding for abortions anyway, considering that is ILLEGAL,
By taking away their funding for all of the other things that they do, like HIV testing, contraceptives, breast cancer screenings, etc.
You are taking away their ability to do anything BUT abortions.
A+, Republicans.
Sincerely,
The Democrats