Posts tagged Republicans.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DYING

OMG

D Y I N G

And also sobbing because this is a real actual thing that someone posted on my FB newsfeed saying they’re about to buy one and oh god why

I’m still trying to figure out the damned wizard economy. It seems to revolve solely around having a rich family and being a dick. So I guess it’s fairly close to the real world economy.

Boyfriend on the wizard economy (via myboyfriendreadsharrypotter)

So let me get this straight —

What the media is concerned about with Michelle Bachmann possibly being president is…
Wait for it…
Her MIGRAINES?

Infiltrating the government… Corrupting politicians… Working to destroy the “unworthy” and “inferior”… Aiding the rich and high-status…

Guise.

Republicans are Death Eaters.

Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes? Yeah, me neither.

Valory J. Lawrence

The American Government is totally pulling a Fudge right now.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m comparing them to the goddamn Ministry of Magic. Order of the Phoenix-era.

"What? Millions of Americans broke? Homeless? Unemployed? There are living people besides ourselves and unborn fetuses that deserve equal rights? WOMEN? MINORITIES? UNIONS? GAYS? POOR PEOPLE? You’re mad! You’re just trying to take over with your agenda, so we’re going to take ALL of your resources so that can’t happen!"

Where’s this “land of the free” place I keep hearing about? Cause I’d sure love to live there…

Dear Republicans,

Considering Planned Parenthood doesn’t even use their federal funding for abortions anyway, considering that is ILLEGAL,
By taking away their funding for all of the other things that they do, like HIV testing, contraceptives, breast cancer screenings, etc.
You are taking away their ability to do anything BUT abortions.
A+, Republicans.

Sincerely,

The Democrats